It will be summer soon!

Ok, it might be a while yet, but the sunshine and blue skies over the last few days, together with a little bit more daylight each afternoon makes the winter more bearable.

The beginning of the year has been pretty busy, not withstanding the usual fantasists and timewasters who conspire to make my life more stressful than it should be, but I suppose they’re the bane of the lives of anyone who relies on people making appointments and keeping them.

If you have to cancel, it’s not a problem, but a simple phone call/text/email to that effect shouldn’t be too difficult, should it??

People not turning up is especially galling when I’ve turned down other bookings because I thought I was already booked.

Similarly, I don’t appreciate fantasy emails. For those of you who don’t waste hours of your busy lives pursuing this hobby, I’ll explain.

Almost daily I open my inbox to find an email from some exotic spot in the world, asking me for a long booking in some far flung destination. It could be from  Dubai, the US, Italy or even Essex. What they all have in common is plenty of detail and the superficial appearance of being from someone sane and genuine. I know some women always ditch this sort of email without reading it, because they never get that sort of booking, or don’t want to do it. I, on the other hand, tend to take them seriously because I do get genuine bookings of this type and I like them.

So I respond and there follows some to-ing and fro-ing of correspondence or phone calls to sort out dates etc. Then – nothing. Nada. Zilch. It’s all a big fantasy. Are you listening Dave from Essex and Luigi from Bologna? I have only one question to ask and that is why, or in Luigi’s case, perché ??? (Names changed to protect the not so innocent).

Why would you bother going to all the trouble of writing emails, telling me which hotel we would be staying in etc etc, only for it all to be a pretence? I guess I’ll never find out.  So please, if inventing bookings with escorts floats your boat, by all means write the email but please, I beg you, don’t send them or make the phone call. Just keep it all in your head and have a little wank over my pictures or something.

You know it makes sense.

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Happy New Year!

I hope you’re enjoying the Winter break. I had a lovely Xmas – good food, good drink and good company, which is all I really wanted. Of course I had a few nice presents too, so all in all it was great fun.

I’m just putting my New Year dates in my online calendar. I’m not retiring yet, but I’m not doing very many incall  days in Liverpool or Manchester either, so keep an eye out if you want to see me in either place. (Unless of course you want an outcall which is easier). By the way, that doesn’t mean that I’ll be able to visit you an hour away with 15 minutes notice, or that I’ll be dashing around in the middle of the night.

I don’t mind late (ish) bookings to hotels as long as I’ve had some decent notice, but I’m not inclined to visit anyone’s home at stupid o’ clock.

With that I’ll wish you a very Happy New Year! It doesn’t look like I’ll be heading to New Zealand anytime soon, so am relying on my visitors to keep me warm through the miserable winter months. Obviously I’ll do my best to turn the heat on (ba dum tish!). xx

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In London all day Thursday this week (8th Dec) and New Zealand!

Am thinking about a trip to New Zealand in February. I know I don’t get many visitors to my site from that part of the world, but I do get a few, so if you think you might be interested in seeing me, drop me an email!

It’ll be nice to get away from the cold and dark for bit, I must admit.

I’m in London for an bit longer than usual this week and will be available all day on Thursday (obviously won’t be in Liverpool!). I’ll also be posting my Christmas availability shortly, together with a new photo or two!

Ta ra for now :)

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New photos!

Please look out for some lovely new pics I had taken last week. I’ve put one of them on the ‘About Me’ page of this blog. Hope you like it!

I’ll be putting some on my website gallery and some on my adultwork profile. Oh and don’t forget you can now see me on adultwork webcam from time to time.
I haven’t really got regular times sorted out yet, but I’ll try and do that in due course.
Have a lovely week and remember to wrap up warm! xx

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London, London and more London

Hallelujah! I am now free from the tyranny of London hotels. I cannot express how relieved I am that I will no longer have to spend hours scouring the hotel booking sites trying to find somewhere with a nightly rate that’s less than the GDP of a small country.

Those delightful places that haven’t been redecorated since 1981, with windows sealed shut but no properly functioning air conditioning.

“Early check in Madam? By all means. That will be £10 an hour.”

Glass of cheap plonk you could buy at the supermarket for a tenner? ” That will be £9 please Madam”.

All you can eat buffet breakfast consisting of hard bacon, cheap greasy sausages, eggs floating in a sea of oil, unripe and tasteless fruit salad and pot of weak coffee? A bargain for just £15 (if you’re lucky).

A sandwich delivered to your room with a few crisps on the side? £10 plus £3 ‘tray’ charge and a tip on top for the poor sod on the minimum wage who brought it to the room.

I hate them. I really hate them. I can’t imagine what tourists must think and I can’t imagine they ever go back to London, so appalling is the standard of hotel accommodation.

I often stayed in the Ibis at Euston. Hardly luxurious by anyone’s standards and one night recently cost me £200. However, they do at least have midday check in and check out, allow you to cancel on the day of arrival ( in case you hadn’t predicted a week beforehand that some emergency was going to crop up which meant you couldn’t make it), have windows that open, a decent and inexpensive breakfast and bar etc etc But £200 a night! Absolute madness.

Anyway, to get to the point of my post ( I do enjoy a good moan), I now have a lovely little flat in Notting Hill, close to Notting Hill Gate tube station that I’ll be working from every week on Monday evenings, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, (though with limited availibility on Wednesdays).

So it’s all change. I’ll be in Liverpool for incalls on Thursdays and/or Fridays and Saturday mornings as I’m still in hotel hell here. A different sort of hell, because there are loads of lovely and sensibly priced hotels in Liverpool, just that they are often all full, especially at the weekend when Liverpool are playing at home.

I’ll still be doing the odd day in other places like Manchester and Cardiff too.

This does mean that my retirement plans are being put on hold slightly, but I should have more  time to move things on in the direction I want to go in than I have at the moment, so I’ll ease out more gradually than I had originally planned.

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Webcamming

I’ve started webcamming again and you can see me on Direct cam via the Adultwork website.

I’ve already ‘met’ a few clients on there and I guess it’s a good way of getting a big boob fix if you can’t get to see me in person!

I’ll be popping on most days and feel free to get in touch to find out when I’ll be appearing on any particular day.

Sarita x

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Me in my new 40kk bra.

Hope you like it!

Sarita xx

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went to buy a new bra today..

OMG 40kk. My boobs seem to have a life of their own and are growing.  Happy days for you lot, but for heaven’s sake! I told the shop assistant that I thought I was a bit bigger and she suggested I try a bigger back size and a smaller cup, maybe a 40 j. I told her I didn’t really think it would fit and she sent in a bra fitter who had a look at me trying to fit into a smaller cup and went off and brought some bigger cup sizes.

So here I am sitting comfortably in a ridiculously large bra. Perhaps I’ll take a pic tomorrow.

In the meantime, if anyone wants to take some 38k bras off my hands, I have a few to spare…xx

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Luscious Leah

Some of you will no doubt fondly remember the very Luscious Leah. She retired to warmer climes a year or so after I started in the industry. Anyway, she’s now back on the scene and living in London, so we’ll be joining forces and offering duo bookings. She’s only just got her new website up and running so it needs a bit of tweaking but you’ll see that she has a very impressive chest which rivals my own!

We’re both available for solo or duo bookings in London this week.  In my experience some men seem to find this solo/duo thing a bit puzzling,  soI’ll  make it clear.

If you book me Leah will be nowhere to be seen. If you book Leah I will be nowhere to be seen. If you book both of us we will both be there!

So, this is Leah’s new site: www.lusciousleah.co.uk. Her phone number is on the site,  but it’s 07985 677879.

Sarita xx

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New FR and London

I only just noticed that I’ve got a new Field Report on Punternet. Duh.

I don’t get many so I don’t look very often, but it was a nice surprise. Thanks to the young man who posted it!

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=104886

I’m in London this week until Friday evening, then in Cardiff and Chester.

Thanks to all of those who have written to tell me they are sorry am retiring. I’m sorry too, in lots of ways, but time to go on to pastures new.

Hope you enjoy the pic too!

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