Having a good summer? We’ve gone from drought to flash floods up here in the North West. At least it’s warm, but bloody hell it’s wet. A bit dismal really, so am really hoping it will pick up over the next couple of weeks..

I trotted off to Ireland last week. My first time advertising on Escort Ireland, which was a bit of an experiment.  I can say without hesitation that it was busy. Not quite busy, or a bit busy, but incredibly, mind blowingly busy. Probably best summed up by a chap who phoned and said ‘it’s easier getting an audience with the fecking pope than a booking with you’!  So I will be back. Next week, in fact, with Cork coming up later in the summer.

I’m also heading off to the Channel Islands, in the hope I might get a bit of sunshine. If you’re from there you’ll know it’s a bit awkward, so in characteristic fashion I’ll be a bit vague, only this time it’s deliberate.  I’m aiming at getting there before September, so drop me an email if you’re interested.

Well that’s it. No more football. No more tennis. What am I going to do??? Glad Spain won the World Cup, of course and I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing though I hope it leaves South Africa with some kind of positive legacy. I was watching Pepe Reina lead the celebrations in Madrid, introducing each player to the crowd with a few funny affectionate  words and  reflecting on the fact that the Spanish team have an amazing team spirit, both on and off the pitch.  I think it was a good result for football in general that they won, especially against a Dutch team that seemed to have forgotten how to play the wonderful football they invented.

The protests against Tom and George, the LFC owners, continue apace  ( thanks to those who have asked me how it’s all going).  People seem to think we  (LFC fans) must be pleased with Roy Hodgson’s appointment as manager. Am not entirely sure why they should think this, except that Roy is a darling of the media and Rafa most certainly wasn’t. Come the new season it will be interesting to see who’s on the pitch, as there are rumours of half the team going. The prospect of the new season certainly doesn’t  fill me with the usual sense of  anticipation and excitement.  I haven’t forgotten that I promised to pose in our new ‘alternative’ Liverpool shirt.  The reason you can’t see me in it is that I haven’t got one yet, but as soon as it arrives I promise I will take the pic of my big breasts straining against the fabric!

I’m finally sorting out my whereabouts over the summer. It’s all complicated by the school holidays of course, but am pretty much sorted up until September so I’ll fill my diary in! Am hoping for a long hot summer, but it’s looking a bit gloomy out there today after the heat of the last couple of weeks.  I love the hot weather, but a bit of rain on my allotment fruit and veggies is most welcome.

Oh yes indeedy. Football. I have refrained from commenting on the departure of Rafa, mostly because I am utterly devastated and absolutely furious that we still have those two lying, cheating ***** (insert your own obscenity) in charge of LFC. I would urge anyone who supports Liverpool and is reading this to join our Union, www.spiritofshankly.com and to have a look at the many threads on www.redandwhitekop.com to look at ways you can help get rid of those two clowns who own our club and will not sell it at a realistic price.
You will soon be able to see a pic of me modelling an alternative Liverpool top, so even if you don’t like football you might enjoy the sight of me in a tight top!
Anyway, at least I’ve been enjoying the World Cup. England have of course been dire, but there you go.
By the way, if you support any other premiership team and think what’s happening at Liverpool is funny, don’t forget, it could be you next and if you support ManU it very likely will be!

Every so often it crosses my mind that offering incalls in Liverpool is a waste of my time. I have a few nice regs who pop in and see me from time to time, but a huge number of timewasters and men who seem to think I sit around all day in a basque and stockings, filing my nails and waiting for the phone to ring.  Wrong!!!

I know there are escorts who work in a different way from me. They work set hours and are available at short notice.  I know there are parlours you can pop into if you have an itch that urgently needs scratching, but I am not a replacement for either of these and I am never going to work like that.

Anyway, the situation is getting me down, so in future I will only take same day bookings if you book before 11 am of that day.  I know am probably teaching my grandmother to suck eggs here, and that anyone who takes the time to read this is likely to be sensible, but I can but try. Apologies to all of you who make bookings in advance and stick to them, but you seem to be outnumbered by the numpties at the moment!

I’ve been dashing around like an fool over the past couple of weeks and am knackered, so am off to Barcelona tomorrow for a much needed holiday. I’m in Birmingham for a couple of days when I return,  but I’ve had to postpone my London tour for various domestic reasons.  I’ll be heading down before the end of June, but I haven’t quite worked out the dates yet.

So, hasta pronto, somewhere!

If you want an easy way to find out where I am and what am up to, you can follow me on twitter. Don’t quite know what am doing yet, but no doubt I’ll get the hang of it in due course..I’m BustySarita on there too, if you fancy following me.

I thought I’d mention that Saafe, the website set up and run by escorts for other escorts, won the ‘Best Website’ award at the Erotic Awards in London on Friday night. It probably isn’t of huge interest to clients, but for any woman thinking of getting into the business it’s an invaluable resource and there’s nothing else like it on the ‘net.  It’s full of good advice and information about the reality of taking up this profession, so congratulations all!

I’m off to Dublin this week. Looking forward to it, even if my timing means I won’t be able to stay up all night watching the election results come in as I normally would. For the first time in my life I can’t bring myself to vote Labour and will be going Green instead.

Anyway, enough of politics! On to the important stuff. I was gutted to see Liverpool go out of the Europa League to Atlético Madrid on Thursday, but the lads did us proud, as they say.  Despite an appalling season I very much hope Rafa stays and more importantly, I hope the owners are gone soon.  As I have been asked this many times, I will go on  record and say I do not want to see Mourinho at Anfield and I also hope we beat Chelsea this afternoon, even if it does help our arch rivals  win the league and beat our record of 18 league titles!

So, good luck to Fulham in the Europa League final in Hamburg. Am full of admiration for them (and Atlético for that matter, overshadowed as they are by their hideous neighbours, Real).

Well it seems obvious to me, but I’ve had some strange questions in relation to the tour I’m currently doing with Ellie Lloyd in Manchester. They seem to come up quite often, so I’d thought I’d make it clear!

If  I’m offering duo bookings, it doesn’t mean you can’t book me for a 1 to 1 booking. It just means that myself and A.N. Other are in the same place at the same time and if it tickles your fancy you can see us both together – or not! Similarly, if Ellie, for example, is booked for a solo booking, I will not be in the room. I will most likely not even be in the Hotel, but if I am, I will be in my own room, not lurking in the corner of Ellie’s room, or hanging around in the bathroom, or hovering in the corridor outside!

Am sure most of you didn’t need this explaining, but I really do get a significant number of calls asking questions related to the above, so I thought I’d make it clear.

Over and out!

After a couple of busy weeks in Birmingham and London am now back home.  It’s wonderful to be looking out of my window and seeing a blue cloudless sky and the buds and blossom on the trees.  I spent 7 hours pootling around on my allotment yesterday, doing what I really don’t know, but it was lovely to feel the warmth of the sun, even though it also means the start of the battle with the weeds.  Makes mental note to start hoeing religiously….

I had a wonderful tour in London last week. Lots of advance bookings,  everyone confirmed and everyone turned up,  so I was able to relax and enjoy it all, instead of getting stressed out with the fools and timewasters.  A few weeks  ago I was at the point of hanging up my stockings  for good, so pissed off was I with it all, but then my faith in humanity is restored by a few weeks of normality. I should have time this week to get my new pics up on the site too.  Apologies to all those who have been waiting. I hope you find they were worth waiting for!

So, Liverpool this week, Manchester next with the lovely Ellie Lloyd and the following week in Nottingham.  Looking foward to it!

I’ll be in  Manchester with my equally full bosomed pal, Ellie Lloyd from the 21st to 23rd April. We’ll be in city centre apartment for the duration. You can book the two of us together or of course you can see either of us for solo bookings.

I’ll be in Manchester as usual this Friday (Good Friday) after my little sojourn in Birmingham..