Back from a few days across the Irish sea. It was an interesting little tour (!) and is taking me a little while to get used to a sightly different way of working, but I will be going back soon.

I got my first review on Escort Ireland too, which you can see here. In the meantime, I will be in Cardiff on Monday 23rd Aug till Tuesday lunchtime and am available on Monday evening and Tuesday morning.

I’m going somewhere for the bank holiday weekend too, but as yet am not sure where!!It will be either London or Ireland by the looks of things,  so watch this space .

As am visiting Ireland more often these days, I thought I’d better put my Irish number on here: 0870940323…x

So said Bill Shankly many years ago. Times have changed and I imagine Shanks would never have believed LFC could end up with owners from the US who have brought nothing but turmoil and misery to the club.  Even less likely would be the prospect of the club being owned by the Chinese Govt, but it’s looking increasingly likely that it will come to pass. My brain is hurting with trying to follow the takeover news this week, global finance not being by strongest subject, but it’s all quite fascinating. I would only really be happy if the club were bought by the fans, but now is not quite the moment for that, unfortunately.  Under the circumstances I guess the China buyout is looking the best option, but it feels very odd.

In the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary,  I still can’t get my head around the idea that my  football club is a global commodity. I expect to debate the merits of Rafa versus Woy  with a local taxi driver or in the pub round the corner, but it still surprises me that people outside the city are interested in, or even have the knowledge to debate the same, let alone people thousands of miles away who have never driven  past Anfield on a wet Monday on their way across the city..

Similarly, I was driving down Penny Lane yesterday and as usual  there was someone  taking a photo of the street sign.  It’s hard to remove it these days,  so at least people don’t keep nicking it, but I found myself reflecting on the bizarre nature of the world we live in.

If you’re from either place and would like to see me while am there, please email or ring me for the dates…thanks x

Oh dear, sorry am not where am supposed to be at the moment.  The school holidays makes everything a bit difficult planning wise, but I’ll be in Dublin, Cork, London and the Channel Islands over the next few weeks and in Manchester most Fridays.

Am afraind I can’t offer Liverpool incalls at the moment, but if that situation changes I’ll obviously post details on here.

Am hoping to get all my dates finalised during today and will update my calendar accordingly. If I don’t answer the phone, please feel free to email me.  Again, the holidays make it more difficult to take calls.

Having a good summer? We’ve gone from drought to flash floods up here in the North West. At least it’s warm, but bloody hell it’s wet. A bit dismal really, so am really hoping it will pick up over the next couple of weeks..

I trotted off to Ireland last week. My first time advertising on Escort Ireland, which was a bit of an experiment.  I can say without hesitation that it was busy. Not quite busy, or a bit busy, but incredibly, mind blowingly busy. Probably best summed up by a chap who phoned and said ‘it’s easier getting an audience with the fecking pope than a booking with you’!  So I will be back. Next week, in fact, with Cork coming up later in the summer.

I’m also heading off to the Channel Islands, in the hope I might get a bit of sunshine. If you’re from there you’ll know it’s a bit awkward, so in characteristic fashion I’ll be a bit vague, only this time it’s deliberate.  I’m aiming at getting there before September, so drop me an email if you’re interested.

Well that’s it. No more football. No more tennis. What am I going to do??? Glad Spain won the World Cup, of course and I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing though I hope it leaves South Africa with some kind of positive legacy. I was watching Pepe Reina lead the celebrations in Madrid, introducing each player to the crowd with a few funny affectionate  words and  reflecting on the fact that the Spanish team have an amazing team spirit, both on and off the pitch.  I think it was a good result for football in general that they won, especially against a Dutch team that seemed to have forgotten how to play the wonderful football they invented.

The protests against Tom and George, the LFC owners, continue apace  ( thanks to those who have asked me how it’s all going).  People seem to think we  (LFC fans) must be pleased with Roy Hodgson’s appointment as manager. Am not entirely sure why they should think this, except that Roy is a darling of the media and Rafa most certainly wasn’t. Come the new season it will be interesting to see who’s on the pitch, as there are rumours of half the team going. The prospect of the new season certainly doesn’t  fill me with the usual sense of  anticipation and excitement.  I haven’t forgotten that I promised to pose in our new ‘alternative’ Liverpool shirt.  The reason you can’t see me in it is that I haven’t got one yet, but as soon as it arrives I promise I will take the pic of my big breasts straining against the fabric!

I’m finally sorting out my whereabouts over the summer. It’s all complicated by the school holidays of course, but am pretty much sorted up until September so I’ll fill my diary in! Am hoping for a long hot summer, but it’s looking a bit gloomy out there today after the heat of the last couple of weeks.  I love the hot weather, but a bit of rain on my allotment fruit and veggies is most welcome.

Oh yes indeedy. Football. I have refrained from commenting on the departure of Rafa, mostly because I am utterly devastated and absolutely furious that we still have those two lying, cheating ***** (insert your own obscenity) in charge of LFC. I would urge anyone who supports Liverpool and is reading this to join our Union, www.spiritofshankly.com and to have a look at the many threads on www.redandwhitekop.com to look at ways you can help get rid of those two clowns who own our club and will not sell it at a realistic price.
You will soon be able to see a pic of me modelling an alternative Liverpool top, so even if you don’t like football you might enjoy the sight of me in a tight top!
Anyway, at least I’ve been enjoying the World Cup. England have of course been dire, but there you go.
By the way, if you support any other premiership team and think what’s happening at Liverpool is funny, don’t forget, it could be you next and if you support ManU it very likely will be!

Every so often it crosses my mind that offering incalls in Liverpool is a waste of my time. I have a few nice regs who pop in and see me from time to time, but a huge number of timewasters and men who seem to think I sit around all day in a basque and stockings, filing my nails and waiting for the phone to ring.  Wrong!!!

I know there are escorts who work in a different way from me. They work set hours and are available at short notice.  I know there are parlours you can pop into if you have an itch that urgently needs scratching, but I am not a replacement for either of these and I am never going to work like that.

Anyway, the situation is getting me down, so in future I will only take same day bookings if you book before 11 am of that day.  I know am probably teaching my grandmother to suck eggs here, and that anyone who takes the time to read this is likely to be sensible, but I can but try. Apologies to all of you who make bookings in advance and stick to them, but you seem to be outnumbered by the numpties at the moment!

I’ve been dashing around like an fool over the past couple of weeks and am knackered, so am off to Barcelona tomorrow for a much needed holiday. I’m in Birmingham for a couple of days when I return,  but I’ve had to postpone my London tour for various domestic reasons.  I’ll be heading down before the end of June, but I haven’t quite worked out the dates yet.

So, hasta pronto, somewhere!