Just got a new FR today from a lovely man who came with me to a match. The sun was shining, the sky was blue, Liverpool won and we had a lot of fun!
http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=93357.
Sarita xx

Bye the way. you may not think it from my most recent FRs, but I am happy to do short bookings that don’t involve tours of my adopted city!

I’ve just got back from a quick visit to Leeds and London. Very tired, but it was a enjoyable little tour, seeing some familiar faces and a couple of new ones (well I saw a bit more than their faces, but you get my drift). Leeds is a very impressive city, I must say and I find the journey there fascinating. It’s like a little history lesson from the port of Liverpool past the old cotton mills of Manchester and over the moors to the heart of the old woollen industry of Yorkshire, with the splendours
of Victorian engineering very much on display. I sometimes wonder what the people who used to work in the huge warehouses on the Liverpool docks and in the mills of Manchester and Leeds would think if they could see their grim old work places transformed into ‘luxury apartments’? I’m old enough to have visited working mills as a child and I remember feeling very relieved that I was going off to university and would never have to work in one myself.
I’m sorry if you’ve started reading this in the hope it might contain some sex. You’ll have to keep reading, you never know, I might just get round to it one day!
By the way, a few people have asked if I I got the contract I mentioned in my blog a few weeks ago. Am sorry to say that I didn’t, but I came very close
Am off to Brighton next week. Bit chilly for a swim so I’ll have to get my exercise in other ways! Ta ta for now

After another washout of a summer it’s lovely to get some sunshine this week. Business has been extremely slow after a very busy August, but at least I’ve had chance to get to my veg plot. I caused a bit of a stir the other day,  shedding my jumper to reveal a skimpy vest which barely covered my assets  after the sun came out. Oooh err, missus!  Anyway, clients coming to see me in the next few weeks may well get a bunch of runner beans to take home with them – we have millions!  Am also hoping the melons I planted in the greenhouse will be ready soon with all  this sunshine – cue more Frankie Howerd style double entendres.  I promise to post a pic of me holding them in front of my own ripe melons.

Off to Anfield with a client tomorrow, to see Liverpool play Burnley.  Looking forward to it, especially as I haven’t been to see a live match yet this season. Then am back in London next week and Leeds the following week. It’s all go! Speaking of travel , I’d better get my bag packed and off to Manchester or else I’ll be late (as usual). xx

If you’re reading this my comments probably won’t apply to you, but you never know so I’ll continue!

I understand that all you men have busy lives. I understand that when you get an itch you might want to scratch it pretty quickly, so to speak.  BUT I am not a one woman massage parlour.  I don’t sit around all day and evening in sexy lingerie, ready to service a queue of men and I never see more than a couple of guys in one day, unless I’m on tour.  I structure my day around the bookings I’ve got, so if  I’m seeing someone at 2 in the afternoon I’ll do something else in the morning.  If I don’t have a booking in the evening I may well go out. It’s taken me a while to get to it, but my point is that I need advance warning of a booking! It’s no good phoning me at 3 to see me at 3.30. The chances that I will be able to fit you are remote. Similarly, a text with ‘RU avlble’ is unlikely to get a response. I don’t mind text enquiries as long as we have a chat on the phone before we meet, but the text needs to be something along  the lines of  ‘Hi Sarita, are you available for an hour on Tuesday at around lunchtime? Please text me back between 9 and 5. Tom/Dick/Harry. ‘  Anyway, that’s my rant for today. Oh and please can you do my the courtesy of letting me know if you can’t make a booking? You can text, email, phone, leave a message on my voicemail. I promise I won’t be annoyed! I just need to know. Thanks

I’m busy sorting out my tour dates for the next few months until the end of the year. I’ll be in London, Dublin, Birmingham, Leeds and Frankfurt (maybe Bremmen too), as well as my usual Friday trips to sunny Manchester! Keep an eye on my calendar for more details..