I thought I’d mention that Saafe, the website set up and run by escorts for other escorts, won the ‘Best Website’ award at the Erotic Awards in London on Friday night. It probably isn’t of huge interest to clients, but for any woman thinking of getting into the business it’s an invaluable resource and there’s nothing else like it on the ‘net.  It’s full of good advice and information about the reality of taking up this profession, so congratulations all!

I’m off to Dublin this week. Looking forward to it, even if my timing means I won’t be able to stay up all night watching the election results come in as I normally would. For the first time in my life I can’t bring myself to vote Labour and will be going Green instead.

Anyway, enough of politics! On to the important stuff. I was gutted to see Liverpool go out of the Europa League to Atlético Madrid on Thursday, but the lads did us proud, as they say.  Despite an appalling season I very much hope Rafa stays and more importantly, I hope the owners are gone soon.  As I have been asked this many times, I will go on  record and say I do not want to see Mourinho at Anfield and I also hope we beat Chelsea this afternoon, even if it does help our arch rivals  win the league and beat our record of 18 league titles!

So, good luck to Fulham in the Europa League final in Hamburg. Am full of admiration for them (and Atlético for that matter, overshadowed as they are by their hideous neighbours, Real).