If you want an easy way to find out where I am and what am up to, you can follow me on twitter. Don’t quite know what am doing yet, but no doubt I’ll get the hang of it in due course..I’m BustySarita on there too, if you fancy following me.

I thought I’d mention that Saafe, the website set up and run by escorts for other escorts, won the ‘Best Website’ award at the Erotic Awards in London on Friday night. It probably isn’t of huge interest to clients, but for any woman thinking of getting into the business it’s an invaluable resource and there’s nothing else like it on the ‘net.  It’s full of good advice and information about the reality of taking up this profession, so congratulations all!

I’m off to Dublin this week. Looking forward to it, even if my timing means I won’t be able to stay up all night watching the election results come in as I normally would. For the first time in my life I can’t bring myself to vote Labour and will be going Green instead.

Anyway, enough of politics! On to the important stuff. I was gutted to see Liverpool go out of the Europa League to Atlético Madrid on Thursday, but the lads did us proud, as they say.  Despite an appalling season I very much hope Rafa stays and more importantly, I hope the owners are gone soon.  As I have been asked this many times, I will go on  record and say I do not want to see Mourinho at Anfield and I also hope we beat Chelsea this afternoon, even if it does help our arch rivals  win the league and beat our record of 18 league titles!

So, good luck to Fulham in the Europa League final in Hamburg. Am full of admiration for them (and Atlético for that matter, overshadowed as they are by their hideous neighbours, Real).

Well it seems obvious to me, but I’ve had some strange questions in relation to the tour I’m currently doing with Ellie Lloyd in Manchester. They seem to come up quite often, so I’d thought I’d make it clear!

If  I’m offering duo bookings, it doesn’t mean you can’t book me for a 1 to 1 booking. It just means that myself and A.N. Other are in the same place at the same time and if it tickles your fancy you can see us both together – or not! Similarly, if Ellie, for example, is booked for a solo booking, I will not be in the room. I will most likely not even be in the Hotel, but if I am, I will be in my own room, not lurking in the corner of Ellie’s room, or hanging around in the bathroom, or hovering in the corridor outside!

Am sure most of you didn’t need this explaining, but I really do get a significant number of calls asking questions related to the above, so I thought I’d make it clear.

Over and out!

After a couple of busy weeks in Birmingham and London am now back home.  It’s wonderful to be looking out of my window and seeing a blue cloudless sky and the buds and blossom on the trees.  I spent 7 hours pootling around on my allotment yesterday, doing what I really don’t know, but it was lovely to feel the warmth of the sun, even though it also means the start of the battle with the weeds.  Makes mental note to start hoeing religiously….

I had a wonderful tour in London last week. Lots of advance bookings,  everyone confirmed and everyone turned up,  so I was able to relax and enjoy it all, instead of getting stressed out with the fools and timewasters.  A few weeks  ago I was at the point of hanging up my stockings  for good, so pissed off was I with it all, but then my faith in humanity is restored by a few weeks of normality. I should have time this week to get my new pics up on the site too.  Apologies to all those who have been waiting. I hope you find they were worth waiting for!

So, Liverpool this week, Manchester next with the lovely Ellie Lloyd and the following week in Nottingham.  Looking foward to it!

I’ll be in  Manchester with my equally full bosomed pal, Ellie Lloyd from the 21st to 23rd April. We’ll be in city centre apartment for the duration. You can book the two of us together or of course you can see either of us for solo bookings.

I’ll be in Manchester as usual this Friday (Good Friday) after my little sojourn in Birmingham..

Well they’re like buses – don’t have any for a while and 2 come along at once!  Here’s a link to my latest Punternet Field Report  http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=96752. Thanks to the lovely man who posted it…

I got some nice new photos taken yesterday too.  They’ll be up on the site shortly, showing my formidable chest in all it’s glory!…

Well it’s still bloody freezing, but at least I can see a deep blue sky through my window and clouds are notably absent. Frost on the roofs suggests that it’s not exactly tropical out there, but at least the sun lifts the spirits.
A quick glance at my diary suggests I have no excuse not to go work on my allotment this week. Am busy building a ’structure’ to support our berries, including a blackberry bush which I’ve grown from a cutting given to me by a client. Hopefully it will bear fruit this year, along with the raspberries planted last year. Even more hopefully I might be able to stop the whole crop being consumed by marauding birds, which was the fate of last year’s entire gooseberry crop. One of my regs asked me the other day if I find the plot therapeutic. The answer would be yes, but it’s also a source of stress when everything needs doing at once or when you’ve been there all day and it’s almost dark and you forget to put the nets back on the fruit, only to discover the next day that birds, foxes or slugs have eaten your entire crop. Nature isn’t very forgiving! But I like being outside and pottering about and of course it’s fantastic to eat stuff you’ve grown yourself. I brought 5 huge, plump juicy leeks home yesterday, which have survived the coldest of winters. Now I have around 400 leek plantlets to find space for that I propagated on the windowsills at home.. stress! Am sure some men imagine am sitting around in my corset, stockings and sussies when they they ring, when in fact am often leaning on a spade in my work boots, soil under my nails, hair tied up with a plant tie, digging over the brassica bed or turning the compost..
Anyway, I’m in the process of organising my tours for the next few months. I’m very bad at this I know, but domestic responsibilities have a habit of getting in the way of my plans. Or I decide on dates for a tour only to discover every hotel room at my destination is booked up due to some sporting or other event. Of course I also have to organise things around Liverpool matches, so all in all it gets a bit complicated. However, I’ve got some London dates in my diary and will shortly be adding Birmingham, the East Midlands (for the first time) and Dublin, as well as sorting out my Antwerp date, so don’t give up on me! My spectacular chest will be heading your way sometime soon, and with any luck the rest of me might even be attached! Enjoy the sunshine…

I’ve planned my London visist for the next couple of months and I’ll be there from the 16th to 18th March and then from the 7th to 10th April.

If anyone happens to be in Antwerp, I’ll be there too, very soon!